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« on: May 27, 2021, 11:50:43 pm »
High quality stuff as always
o7
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« on: September 23, 2020, 10:37:28 pm »
oi oi, how's it going
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« on: September 17, 2020, 10:18:27 pm »
Welcome! Love the enthusiasm as well 
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« on: August 05, 2020, 10:36:48 pm »
Always nice to read the monthly Minden news, thanks Hobo
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« on: June 19, 2020, 11:16:54 am »
Always nice to have you! hope you're enjoying yourself!
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« on: June 10, 2020, 06:48:10 pm »
where do you find all of your jokes? spur of the moment or you actually look them up?
It's never a straightforward process, and you always have to be on the lookout for inspirations. Coming up with a joke is an art form in itself. It takes years of dedication, hard work, sweat and tears. It's a process which builds characters, and it is this process of building a character which leads to a lot of new jokers giving up. You have to be able to take criticism and push on, never give up. You can't expect me to break down the whole process for you right now, I would easily run past the word limit. So let me demonstrate with a very intelligent, ingenious, one of a kind, witty joke.
So you know how some people sometimes go AFK (away from keyboard, for the uninformed), right? And when they come back, they want to let their friends and families know that they've returned. So they announce it with a simple phrase like "I'm back". RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, without skipping a beat, with your best normal voice, you have to pretend as if you didn't hear them clearly and ask "what?" or "you're what?". This is their weakest moment, the moment where you will know whether you succeed or not. If you manage to catch them off-guard, they will repeat the same phrase, saying "I'm BACK". This is the moment you know you've made it, the years of hard work paid off, your moment has come. Your moment to shine. Right at that moment, with your best jokester voice, you have to say "You're BACK?!!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE [Insert their name here]!!!!". After you seize your moment of triumph, you need to lay back, and let the applauds of the audience blast through your speakers. This is the moment you will be remembered for. A moment worth building monuments for.
And the best part is, the joke never gets old. Even if you make the same joke 513 times, nobody expects it for the 514th time. They will assume "He seriously can't be doing the same joke again.". Little do they know, you pray on this innocent assumption. So you do the joke yet another time. And they still won't expect it for the 515th time. This is where the art form lies. This is what differentiates losers from winners. This is how legends are born.
I hope this helps. I can't hold your hand and teach you the ways, but I at least tried to break down the inner workings of a masterpiece of a joke. So use it with caution, and use it for good. It's a dangerous tool.
i appreciate your knowledge and the fact you grant me this wisdom
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« on: June 09, 2020, 11:18:50 am »
where do you find all of your jokes? spur of the moment or you actually look them up?
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« on: June 08, 2020, 10:42:10 am »
Welcome to the regiment!
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« on: January 10, 2020, 05:24:37 pm »
Morning, Afternoon, evening Gentlemen,
Reporting for duty, hope you are all doing well. I look forward to being on the battlefield with you lot.
//Hey I'm Evan from London, 16 years old, I usually play some 'realistic' shooters mainly based on teamwork, Squad, Post Scriptum, Sandstorm etc. I don't have to much experience in line battles etc so the lingo is kinda lost on me, but I'm willing to work like every student. Understandably my steam name is kinda long so I'm happy being called Average.
So yeah, see you all round.
Average
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