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Public Boards => General Public Discussion => Introduce Yourself => Topic started by: Zachary on January 28, 2018, 03:04:53 am

Title: A late introduction
Post by: Zachary on January 28, 2018, 03:04:53 am: Hi

Yes my name is really Gabriel

I like learning about anything, except maths.

Don't just say hi, say something interesting.

I'll start

Roughly speaking we spin at 1000 mph, plus we orbit the sun at 67,000 mph, the sun is travelling at 420,000 mph and the galaxy is moving at 2,247,000 mph.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Mark on January 28, 2018, 03:22:34 am: something interesting
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Vizla on January 28, 2018, 03:37:22 am: Quote from: Mark on January 28, 2018, 03:22:34 am
something interesting
something inte... hey, that's my joke.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Athalos on January 28, 2018, 03:47:20 am: A whale's penis is called a dork
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Post by: Unc0nn3ct3d on January 28, 2018, 03:57:28 am: Donkey Kong got his name because Miyamoto thought that Donkey meant stupid in English and wanted to convey the impression that the character was a 'Stupid Ape'.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Hunter on January 28, 2018, 11:13:51 am: A flock of crows is called a Murder.
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Post by: Giddy on January 28, 2018, 01:43:10 pm: When you stack all the elephants of the world towards the moon, the elephants will die.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: FlyingChipmunk on January 28, 2018, 01:53:55 pm: Spaghetti and fettuccine are both noodles and pasta. Rice noodles like ramen are noodles but not pasta. All noodles are pasta, all pastas are not noodles.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: FireFork on January 28, 2018, 02:16:35 pm: Every time someone fucks up in line a piece of the officers soul is destroyed.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Zachary on January 28, 2018, 04:39:09 pm: Quote from: FireFork on January 28, 2018, 02:16:35 pm
Every time someone fucks up in line a piece of the officers soul is destroyed.

Every time someone strafes while snaking, one of my neurons implode
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: OriginalHobo on January 28, 2018, 06:45:25 pm: Allegedly, during the Napoleonic Wars, a French ship wrecked off the coast of Hartlepool in England.
The sole survivor of the wreck was a monkey, who the locals assumed to be a spy. They held a trial on the beach, found the monkey guilty, and then hanged it.

Also, belated welcome 8)
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Tinez on January 29, 2018, 02:14:36 pm: Welcome friend Gabriel Zachary, hope we can speak soon together so that we can know better each other.
In the mean time prepare a topic to debate from this list:
- Brexit;
- Uk elections;
- Your friend David Cameron;
- How to properly prepare a "pasta alla carbonara" (spoiler: no mushrooms).
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: General Steahk on January 29, 2018, 11:35:26 pm: Crayons are not vegan
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Zachary on January 30, 2018, 01:54:36 am: Quote from: General Steahk on January 29, 2018, 11:35:26 pm
Crayons are not vegan

Oreos are Vegan
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Zachary on January 30, 2018, 01:58:07 am: Quote from: Tinez on January 29, 2018, 02:14:36 pm
Welcome friend Gabriel Zachary, hope we can speak soon together so that we can know better each other.
In the mean time prepare a topic to debate from this list:
- Brexit;
- Uk elections;
- Your friend David Cameron;
- How to properly prepare a "pasta alla carbonara" (spoiler: no mushrooms).

Brexit started because David wanted to quiet brexiteers in his party. Nobody has any proof that brexit will be beneficial for England. Today, the EU said they don't want a deal that doesn't maintain the "status quo". The whole thing is a farce.

Uk elections - be more specific?

David Cameron is an incompetent coward.

I'd google it then follow the recipe
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Walki on January 30, 2018, 12:32:01 pm: Hello!

The cloud is made up of servers, your data is not actually being shipped to the sky.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Ferkison on January 31, 2018, 10:41:51 am: Massaging your prostate prevents prostate cancer.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Homicidal Puppy on February 01, 2018, 02:36:38 pm: Quote from: Ferkison on January 31, 2018, 10:41:51 am
Massaging your prostate prevents prostate cancer.

All of you guys give me cancer.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Tinez on February 01, 2018, 02:38:43 pm: Puppy, why don't you join our "greek-prostate-massage club"? We hold sessions every day at midnight in a secret teamspeak room.
Title: Re: A late introduction
Post by: Ferkison on February 01, 2018, 02:50:31 pm: Quote from: Homicidal Puppy on February 01, 2018, 02:36:38 pm
Quote from: Ferkison on January 31, 2018, 10:41:51 am
Massaging your prostate prevents prostate cancer.

All of you guys give me cancer.

Get well soon puppy!

Quote from: Tinez on February 01, 2018, 02:38:43 pm
Puppy, why don't you join our "greek-prostate-massage club"? We hold sessions every day at midnight in a secret teamspeak room.

Don't forget tonight's meeting!
Title: Re: A late introduction
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