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« Last post by Seaside on June 19, 2020, 11:13:55 am »
Welcome to the regiment Omer! Do enjoy your stay! 
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« Last post by Omer Haybo on June 19, 2020, 08:36:06 am »
Hello everyone,
I'm omerhaybo. Found the game during the lockout. I mostly work online nowadays. I found out about Prime and Load first, then here. After that the story should be familiar. Pub servers are boring and an actual linebattle would be more enjoyable. Thanks to HubblyBubbly I joined the regiment but did not know what I got myself into. Apparently I joined one of the best regiments if not the best in the game.
I just found out about this topic a few days ago. I'm 36, living in Ankara, Turkey. Not a real gamer but lockdown made me use my ancient Steam account. Glad to be in this challenging but welcoming regiment.
Greetings.
P.S.: Any tournament level chess players around?
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« Last post by Average on June 10, 2020, 06:48:10 pm »
where do you find all of your jokes? spur of the moment or you actually look them up?
It's never a straightforward process, and you always have to be on the lookout for inspirations. Coming up with a joke is an art form in itself. It takes years of dedication, hard work, sweat and tears. It's a process which builds characters, and it is this process of building a character which leads to a lot of new jokers giving up. You have to be able to take criticism and push on, never give up. You can't expect me to break down the whole process for you right now, I would easily run past the word limit. So let me demonstrate with a very intelligent, ingenious, one of a kind, witty joke.
So you know how some people sometimes go AFK (away from keyboard, for the uninformed), right? And when they come back, they want to let their friends and families know that they've returned. So they announce it with a simple phrase like "I'm back". RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, without skipping a beat, with your best normal voice, you have to pretend as if you didn't hear them clearly and ask "what?" or "you're what?". This is their weakest moment, the moment where you will know whether you succeed or not. If you manage to catch them off-guard, they will repeat the same phrase, saying "I'm BACK". This is the moment you know you've made it, the years of hard work paid off, your moment has come. Your moment to shine. Right at that moment, with your best jokester voice, you have to say "You're BACK?!!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE [Insert their name here]!!!!". After you seize your moment of triumph, you need to lay back, and let the applauds of the audience blast through your speakers. This is the moment you will be remembered for. A moment worth building monuments for.
And the best part is, the joke never gets old. Even if you make the same joke 513 times, nobody expects it for the 514th time. They will assume "He seriously can't be doing the same joke again.". Little do they know, you pray on this innocent assumption. So you do the joke yet another time. And they still won't expect it for the 515th time. This is where the art form lies. This is what differentiates losers from winners. This is how legends are born.
I hope this helps. I can't hold your hand and teach you the ways, but I at least tried to break down the inner workings of a masterpiece of a joke. So use it with caution, and use it for good. It's a dangerous tool.
i appreciate your knowledge and the fact you grant me this wisdom
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« Last post by Walki on June 10, 2020, 10:15:15 am »
[...] watch animes, [...]
oof. Hello, friend ;p.
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« Last post by Ecko on June 10, 2020, 09:29:26 am »
Hello my name is Ecko, im a 18 year old boy who lives in south of Portugal, and im portuguese-romanian. My favourite things to do is playing games, watch animes, read scientific books and ofc to talk and staying with you folks  . So far, ive been loving this regiment and i hope that i can be more useful in the future. Any questions, drop them . Have a good day.
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« Last post by VectorScope on June 09, 2020, 03:28:00 pm »
I think you are a nice and helpfull m8 thank you
Thank you, Jokes! Sorry to hear you leaving so soon. You and your friends are always welcome with us, if you decide to change your mind.
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« Last post by VectorScope on June 09, 2020, 03:26:53 pm »
Who the hell are you? /s
Who do you need me to be?
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« Last post by VectorScope on June 09, 2020, 03:25:14 pm »
where do you find all of your jokes? spur of the moment or you actually look them up?
It's never a straightforward process, and you always have to be on the lookout for inspirations. Coming up with a joke is an art form in itself. It takes years of dedication, hard work, sweat and tears. It's a process which builds characters, and it is this process of building a character which leads to a lot of new jokers giving up. You have to be able to take criticism and push on, never give up. You can't expect me to break down the whole process for you right now, I would easily run past the word limit. So let me demonstrate with a very intelligent, ingenious, one of a kind, witty joke. So you know how some people sometimes go AFK (away from keyboard, for the uninformed), right? And when they come back, they want to let their friends and families know that they've returned. So they announce it with a simple phrase like "I'm back". RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT, without skipping a beat, with your best normal voice, you have to pretend as if you didn't hear them clearly and ask "what?" or "you're what?". This is their weakest moment, the moment where you will know whether you succeed or not. If you manage to catch them off-guard, they will repeat the same phrase, saying "I'm BACK". This is the moment you know you've made it, the years of hard work paid off, your moment has come. Your moment to shine. Right at that moment, with your best jokester voice, you have to say "You're BACK?!!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE [Insert their name here]!!!!". After you seize your moment of triumph, you need to lay back, and let the applauds of the audience blast through your speakers. This is the moment you will be remembered for. A moment worth building monuments for. And the best part is, the joke never gets old. Even if you make the same joke 513 times, nobody expects it for the 514th time. They will assume "He seriously can't be doing the same joke again.". Little do they know, you pray on this innocent assumption. So you do the joke yet another time. And they still won't expect it for the 515th time. This is where the art form lies. This is what differentiates losers from winners. This is how legends are born. I hope this helps. I can't hold your hand and teach you the ways, but I at least tried to break down the inner workings of a masterpiece of a joke. So use it with caution, and use it for good. It's a dangerous tool.
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« Last post by VectorScope on June 09, 2020, 03:13:43 pm »
I want to be your friend, u sound like a cool guy that loves to watch anime, likes to play hots(Heroes of the Storm) and doesnt let anyone down. 
Ew.
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« Last post by Walki on June 09, 2020, 12:12:59 pm »
Who the hell are you? /s
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